Or does the Glo whitening device mouthpiece displayed at my local Sephora here . . .

. . . look like a stylized representation of the female reproductive organs? Compare and contrast, if you’d like:

Image thanks to WebMD.
Once again, calling it like I see it. Why yes, Glo was designed by a man!
Fun fact: A mall security guard stopped me after I took this photo and told me photography was prohibited in the mall. I think he was full of it, but didn’t have a snappy comeback grounded in the law.