Every party needs a pooper?

Or that’s what this ad for Santa Margherita prosecco would seem to be suggesting:

I’m sorry, but too much prosecco usually means No. 1. Yes, I’m twelve, but it’s totally their fault! It appears that the ad campaign actually is the second in a series of prosecco experiences – but hey, unless I see the series seriatim, my mind goes to the toilet.
Just a cautionary tale …