Potatoes for people who can’t read? Or potatoes that can’t read? OR MAYBE they’re hybrid potatoes that don’t have eyes! Yeah, that’s the ticket.
Yes, while Alexia sounds like a pretty name, it actually, according to Merriam-Webster, means “aphasia marked by loss of ability to read.” If it meant something like pus-filled cyst, I’d have a bigger problem with it, but since knowing the real definition doesn’t make me lose my appetite, I’ll give them a pass.