Those who understand, will understand

Let me give a shout-out to all my fellow members of the tribe with this one:

Yes, some people may find unlimited excitement and fun in the Chumash. In the words of the Jewish sage Ben Bag Bag, “turn it and turn it, for everything is in it.” Oh, I’m sorry, I’m not talking about a casino – I’m talking about the Torah, the Five Books of Moses … ALSO KNOWN AS THE “CHUMASH.”

Is it possible that not one person involved with this venture had any idea of the meaning of “chumash” to a small percentage of the US population? I was simply speechless when I saw this ad. Why didn’t the guy playing the slots, with his curly hair and receding hairline, say anything? Are they closed on Saturday or something?

Also, the underline of the “u” and then saying “we’re all about u”? Labored.