Making #shitmanteau happen, as is my wont

Let’s put “glow” and “lotion” together to make GLOTION, for a lotion that helps you glow, right?

(A) Ick, mostly because I see the unappealing “glot” in the word; and

(B) You’ve adopted the #shitmanteau but then used “glow lotion” as the generic term for the product, thus hamstringing your ability to argue that this coinage is distinctive.

(C) Say this out loud. It just sounds icky.